Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Naked Ladies and Flashing Lights

Ooh la laaah, the present view is very stimulating. A very long-legged leggy blonde approaches Brian's torso. She smiles and picks him up like a baby. "You will make a fine infant for our new act" she says.
The next few hours were filled with several leggy blondes pampering Brian to the point of exhaustion. After the ordeal, Brian lay stuffed into a onesy and bonnet with powder and makeup smothered on his face. Just as he thought nothing could be worse than this, he was plopped into a crib and blasted by beams of light followed by a roar of laughter. The leggy blondes then proceeded to prance around his crib singing some sick song about a grown-man-baby. Sweat beads started rolling down Brian's forehead and then Brian started rolling out of that crib and outa there! Brian rolled out of a large circus tent and into a large crowd running from a fire. Brian decided to stay put while the crowd swarmed around him. Just as he thought his head was about to be crushed for the 50th time a naked man stopped in his tracks and stared.

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  1. If there was one place this Bunderson could be, It would be somewhere here in the carnival. I found him being trampled by a horde of running blonds. I yelled at him but his gaze seemed fixed away. I followed his eyes and saw a naked man. Hm. Maybe this Bunderson is a fruit. Knowing I had no want to associate with people like this I turned on my heel and left.

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  2. I'm trying to peice together the events, and have a strange mix of extasy and being ashamed that I'm not coherent enough to understand. Is this real? I see... a giant baby. is that a giant baby?

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  3. She was so intrigued that she almost ran over what looked liked a monster sized baby. Kalenna almost went to pick up the baby, but took a closer look and figured something that big couldn’t a real baby.

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