The next few hours were filled with several leggy blondes pampering Brian to the point of exhaustion. After the ordeal, Brian lay stuffed into a onesy and bonnet with powder and makeup smothered on his face. Just as he thought nothing could be worse than this, he was plopped into a crib and blasted by beams of light followed by a roar of laughter. The leggy blondes then proceeded to prance around his crib singing some sick song about a grown-man-baby. Sweat beads started rolling down Brian's forehead and then Brian started rolling out of that crib and outa there! Brian rolled out of a large circus tent and into a large crowd running from a fire. Brian decided to stay put while the crowd swarmed around him. Just as he thought his head was about to be crushed for the 50th time a naked man stopped in his tracks and stared.
If there was one place this Bunderson could be, It would be somewhere here in the carnival. I found him being trampled by a horde of running blonds. I yelled at him but his gaze seemed fixed away. I followed his eyes and saw a naked man. Hm. Maybe this Bunderson is a fruit. Knowing I had no want to associate with people like this I turned on my heel and left.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to peice together the events, and have a strange mix of extasy and being ashamed that I'm not coherent enough to understand. Is this real? I see... a giant baby. is that a giant baby?
ReplyDeleteShe was so intrigued that she almost ran over what looked liked a monster sized baby. Kalenna almost went to pick up the baby, but took a closer look and figured something that big couldn’t a real baby.
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