Fart Face

The man who stared looked like a little bitch. You know, one of those faces that provokes punching. Brian would have acted if he had fists. Instead he was left to humoring the man's stupid comments. The man was undoubtedly a Fart Face. Brian waited for a pause in conversation and took advantage of it to roll away from painful conversation. He rolled back to his apartment. He desperately craved a bath.

In his bathtub Brian dreamed of the leggy blondes before they used him as a grown-man-baby. They were frolicking in a green pasture full of bunnies and an assortment of extremely cute mythical creatures. But then the sky filled with dark clouds and roaring thunder. Brian swung his head around to see that the leggy blondes were growing tails and thorns. The bunnies had red eyes and the earth opened up to reveal a glowing underworld. As fast as he could manage Brian rolled away from the growing abyss.

Naked Ladies and Flashing Lights

Ooh la laaah, the present view is very stimulating. A very long-legged leggy blonde approaches Brian's torso. She smiles and picks him up like a baby. "You will make a fine infant for our new act" she says.

The next few hours were filled with several leggy blondes pampering Brian to the point of exhaustion. After the ordeal, Brian lay stuffed into a onesy and bonnet with powder and makeup smothered on his face. Just as he thought nothing could be worse than this, he was plopped into a crib and blasted by beams of light followed by a roar of laughter. The leggy blondes then proceeded to prance around his crib singing some sick song about a grown-man-baby. Sweat beads started rolling down Brian's forehead and then Brian started rolling out of that crib and outa there! Brian rolled out of a large circus tent and into a large crowd running from a fire. Brian decided to stay put while the crowd swarmed around him. Just as he thought his head was about to be crushed for the 50th time a naked man stopped in his tracks and stared.

Transformation

Brian falls with the snow above him and the snow below him. The snow above keeps falling, until the sky opens and light floods the cave. Brian is stuck with a boulder crushing each limb. He flexes every muscle hoping to budge his way out but instead his torso is ripped from the rest of his body. Pink goo runs from Brian's new stubs and the wounds seal up quickly. This is the most fun Brian has ever had. First a snow ball fight and now the discovery of a mysterious cavern. Besides Brian's new absence of all four limbs this day has been quite a success. Brian ponders life for a few minutes and then rolls out of the cave. This new mode of transportation is fun.

Rollin rollin rollin... Rawhide! He's on a mission, a mission from God. Brian rolls through town at lightning speed and then screeches to a halt when the corner of his eye catches some naked ladies and flashing lights.